Seeing as you've been assigned the liaison to my goings-on, I have some intelligence to impart to you.
I'll be holding a birthday celebration for Black Cat at the Stone Dragon cafe on the 10th of this month. Your household is invited, so please relay the invitation as you see fit. The event will begin at noon. Discretion is also advised, but only to avoid spoiling the surprise for the kitten. Gifts will be appreciated but are not required, if you decide to attend.
[She probably thinks she's being very funny, and unfortunately she's right. Little does she know, this is entirely the kind of thing he expected to result from that discussion. Planned enrichment in the form of diplomacy rp, for the weird bird who referred to his household as a 'den of thieves' like that's normal. Living it down is never.]
Intelligence received and appreciated. Any intelligence regarding gifts?
Some. I can't do all the work for you. You'll have to do some scouting of your own.
He likes practical things. Money, of course, but that would lack sentiment, and I should know you have an understanding of that.
He likes sweet things, fruits and honey, and things that remind him of being a Cat. He would also appreciate something that takes his poor sight into consideration. Something to help him, or something that he can appreciate without looking at it.
Of course, if you have an idea of your own after conversing with him as you do, then trust your own judgement. I'm sure he'll enjoy being thought of regardless.
[She won't do all the work, but she's willing to do enough, clearly, as long as she gets to say lots of silly things at the same time. Sentiment indeed, from someone with such a soft spot for a Cat.]
Very thorough, as expected.
What I didn't expect is having to do so much liaison work so soon. The gift will be easier.
Did you expect to name yourself my liaison and not be put to work? You're very funny.
Anyway, if I offered the invitation to your lotus himself, he likely wouldn't even look at it. And for once, I'm not pestering him for my own entertainment. I imagine Gattino genuinely wants him there, so put a good effort into it please.
[NOT how he envisioned that going, no, though it probably should have been. But she wasn't there for the interrogation. She doesn't understand. Or she understands too well, which is why she keeps calling Li Lianhua that. Tigers are so bloodthirsty.]
You don't have to tell me the work I've chosen. I wouldn't do anything less, but I'm not promising anything.
Thank you. If there's any way I can make the negotiations proceed more smoothly, do let me know. I'm willing to make some small concessions if it means that the event goes well.
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I'll be holding a birthday celebration for Black Cat at the Stone Dragon cafe on the 10th of this month. Your household is invited, so please relay the invitation as you see fit. The event will begin at noon. Discretion is also advised, but only to avoid spoiling the surprise for the kitten. Gifts will be appreciated but are not required, if you decide to attend.
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Planned enrichment in the form of diplomacy rp, for the weird bird who referred to his household as a 'den of thieves' like that's normal. Living it down is never.]Intelligence received and appreciated. Any intelligence regarding gifts?
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He likes practical things. Money, of course, but that would lack sentiment, and I should know you have an understanding of that.
He likes sweet things, fruits and honey, and things that remind him of being a Cat. He would also appreciate something that takes his poor sight into consideration. Something to help him, or something that he can appreciate without looking at it.
Of course, if you have an idea of your own after conversing with him as you do, then trust your own judgement. I'm sure he'll enjoy being thought of regardless.
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Very thorough, as expected.
What I didn't expect is having to do so much liaison work so soon. The gift will be easier.
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Anyway, if I offered the invitation to your lotus himself, he likely wouldn't even look at it. And for once, I'm not pestering him for my own entertainment. I imagine Gattino genuinely wants him there, so put a good effort into it please.
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You don't have to tell me the work I've chosen. I wouldn't do anything less, but I'm not promising anything.
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Though I hope even those are unnecessary. I meant when I told your Cat there shouldn't be any fighting.
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There won't be any fighting, rest assured. I won't ruin this for him.