[To his great regret he does in fact understand that this is ""fun"" for her, if not exactly why, even now. But that, like so many things, isn't his business. He's not a fuckin, birdologist or w/e It's enough that he is more or less supportive.]
That's because I have no interest in being unbiased. But what about your bias? Trees are for climbing.
Trees are good for plenty of other things. Shade and fruits, chiefly among them. Do cherries also offend you? I was thinking of making a peace offering now that the forest has returned our homes to us.
[Oh is that what this is, the preliminary to a peace offering? Who knows, maybe that's really it. Though saying "also" seems more like this is the 'not living down the panther shenanigans' than it is any kind of peace.]
I'm not so easily offended. Who's the peace offering for, me or the forest?
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Won't you think of the poor cherry tree before coming to that conclusion? Your bias is showing.
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He's not a fuckin, birdologist or w/eIt's enough that he is more or less supportive.]That's because I have no interest in being unbiased. But what about your bias? Trees are for climbing.
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Trees are good for plenty of other things. Shade and fruits, chiefly among them. Do cherries also offend you? I was thinking of making a peace offering now that the forest has returned our homes to us.
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I'm not so easily offended. Who's the peace offering for, me or the forest?
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Though it might need one as well. This is twice now we've been overrun.
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The forest needs one more than I do.
[He hasn't overrun anything, after all. But if diplomacy roleplay keeps her out of
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In the meantime, have you had an ice pop yet?
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No. Is that the peace offering or a weird question?
[The suspicion is as reflexive as it is unjustified.]
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