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[wife_material]

[To his great regret he does in fact understand that this is ""fun"" for her, if not exactly why, even now. But that, like so many things, isn't his business. He's not a fuckin, birdologist or w/e It's enough that he is more or less supportive.]

That's because I have no interest in being unbiased. But what about your bias? Trees are for climbing.

[fragmentaryblue]

At least you admit it. But for climbing, he says!

Trees are good for plenty of other things. Shade and fruits, chiefly among them. Do cherries also offend you? I was thinking of making a peace offering now that the forest has returned our homes to us.

[wife_material]

[Oh is that what this is, the preliminary to a peace offering? Who knows, maybe that's really it. Though saying "also" seems more like this is the 'not living down the panther shenanigans' than it is any kind of peace.]

I'm not so easily offended. Who's the peace offering for, me or the forest?

[fragmentaryblue]

If it was for the forest, would I be asking you about it?

Though it might need one as well. This is twice now we've been overrun.

[wife_material]

If you wanted my advice you would. You like asking people weird things.

The forest needs one more than I do.

[He hasn't overrun anything, after all. But if diplomacy roleplay keeps her out of the cabinets trouble, he can accept some fruit or whatever.]

[fragmentaryblue]

That is true. When I think of a means with which to appease the forest, you'll be the first to know.

In the meantime, have you had an ice pop yet?

[wife_material]

I'm honored.

No. Is that the peace offering or a weird question?

[The suspicion is as reflexive as it is unjustified.]

[fragmentaryblue]

The peace offering. Or a promise thereof, once I've acquired them.